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Life is Not All Carrots and Cream

Chapter Eight

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And Lulu Kangaroo was too big for the rabbit hole no matter how big and deep and comfy it was. But Lulu could get her nose in, and they could smooch. Lulu could get her toes in too, and Rosy would paint them pomegranate and puce and a very lovely chartreuse.

"What's puce and what's chartreuse?"

"One's the color of a rotten plum and the other looks like snot dissolved in monkey pee."

"Go away now, Daddoo!"

But they wanted to be together. Safe. For always.




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And Lulu Kangaroo was too big for the rabbit hole no matter how big and deep and comfy it was. But Lulu could get her nose in, and they could smooch. Lulu could get her toes in too, and Rosy would paint them pomegranate and puce and a very lovely chartreuse.

"What's puce and what's chartreuse?"

"One's the color of a rotten plum and the other looks like snot dissolved in monkey pee."

"Go away now, Daddoo!"

But they wanted to be together. Safe. For always.
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