and Her Fat Dad’s Mass
with illustrations by Joseph A. Panzica Jr.
1. The Teardrop Collider
Streamly Gredible careened, nearly gracefully, the corner formed by the white sidewalk sloping down and the black driveway mounting up. Striving anxiously against gravity, she pedalpushed frantically enough to gain the desired velocity for colliding energetically into the massive left shin of her gargantuan father. Then without regret, she grinned insolently up into the wide and watery eyes of her stunned progenitor who lifted her fiercely off her board and then high above his head where he shook her quite vigorously.