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Saint Gredible and Her Fat Dad's Mass

Squirrel with Pearl Earring

Chapter Four

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An old couple are uncomfortably surrounded by squirrels as they stand looking out from their front porch.


But as much as they loved their house, so did the squirrels.
“I fear these squirrels are eating our house, my dear.” “Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!” “What should we do, my dear?” “My dear, the squirrels must need to eat. So we must feed the squirrels, my dear!”


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An old couple are uncomfortably surrounded by squirrels as they stand looking out from their front porch.

But as much as they loved their house, so did the squirrels. “I fear these squirrels are eating our house, my dear.” “Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!” “What should we do, my dear?” “My dear, the squirrels must need to eat. So we must feed the squirrels, my dear!”
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