An Illustrated Novel
ALIBRAM Select Library
Snot Girl
Chapter Twenty-Six
"You sound like a coyote, and no girl is named Bill."
Abe turned around. "The duck they’re not. What about Lady Day?"
"What about Gilda the Good? What about Ringo?"
"Ringo’s not a girl."
He sang ‘Boys’!”
"So."
"Ok. Billy Shears snot a girl or a redeemable bill. But this song's about a snot girl."
"Ok. I a snot boy."
"Sometimes you’re snot cute," contributed Fat Dad.
"Sometimes I snot nice. Anyway 'Nigel' doesn’t rhyme."
"My innocent child. Poems don’t have to rhyme since 1932. Ask Extra Pounds! But jell rhymes anyway sideways with hard g snot Gell."
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"You sound like a coyote, and no girl is named Bill."
Abe turned around. "The duck they’re not. What about Lady Day?"
"What about Gilda the Good? What about Ringo?"
"Ringo’s not a girl."
He sang ‘Boys’!”
"So."
"Ok. Billy Shears snot a girl or a redeemable bill. But this song's about a snot girl."
"Ok. I a snot boy."
"Sometimes you’re snot cute," contributed Fat Dad.
"Sometimes I snot nice. Anyway 'Nigel' doesn’t rhyme."
"My innocent child. Poems don’t have to rhyme since 1932. Ask Extra Pounds! But jell rhymes anyway sideways with hard g snot Gell."