Dadkook said that he would make the best pope ever, and if he couldn’t get the good smoke then Stan should try. I know what that means because when they make a new pope, holy white smoke comes out the chimney. But my big papa can’t be a pope because he’s Jewish and turtle popes don’t count.

“Anyway Dadoo Schmoodoo says Anty Schmelia wants us to do some Jewdoo at Obby’s grave and we should all go to Obby’s Memory Center too. He says cleaning Obby’s house is worse than slow spinach torture, but Unco Stooge might come too, so that makes it betterer.”

Since we’re doing that Boston march, I’m gonna be in a bunch of houses a bunch of times in one week. I dunno how you’re supposed to know if somebody’s your friend. I guess Jesse’s alright. We went to different schools together after being in the same one, and now we both don’t go to any.