Chapter Three

Holy Smoke

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I said the new pope was very good and very cute. And everybody said he was better than the last bunch especially the one who was a NAZI. Dadzuka told Carol Ann I should read whatever I wanted, but some stuff read much more betterer behind closed doors. Carol Ann gave him a fun punch and shook her head so I gave him a fun punch too. And then I gave him a harder one! But not as hard as I woulda if Carol Ann weren’t watching.

Stanstoop sang a song about the HMC Sinsumore and HMC stands for Holy Mudder Church. Everybody laughed and I laughed too but all I remember is the part that goes: “No Never? No Never! No Never? Well, hardly ever.”



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I said the new pope was very good and very cute. And everybody said he was better than the last bunch especially the one who was a NAZI. Dadzuka told Carol Ann I should read whatever I wanted, but some stuff read much more betterer behind closed doors. Carol Ann gave him a fun punch and shook her head so I gave him a fun punch too. And then I gave him a harder one! But not as hard as I woulda if Carol Ann weren’t watching.

Stanstoop sang a song about the HMC Sinsumore and HMC stands for Holy Mudder Church. Everybody laughed and I laughed too but all I remember is the part that goes: “No Never? No Never! No Never? Well, hardly ever.”