Holy Smoke

Chapter Three

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Carol Ann told him I ask questions about catholics and saints and angels and martyrs and crusaders and indulgences and Pentecosts. And Nuncoo Stash said she’s trying to make a mackerel snapper out of me. She gave him a fun punch then, but her face turned red. I want epiphanies, not stigmatas.

Daddoo said he didn’t care what religion I joined as long as I didn’t take it too seriously like Anty Smeelia. Then he said his ham sandwich was so good it couldn’t be kosher. Stanizeus said that I'd be a hairy tickle in any sex, but Carol Ann said that was “Not Funny!”



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Carol Ann told him I ask questions about catholics and saints and angels and martyrs and crusaders and indulgences and Pentecosts. And Nuncoo Stash said she’s trying to make a mackerel snapper out of me. She gave him a fun punch then, but her face turned red. I want epiphanies not stigmatas.

Daddoo said he didn’t care what religion I joined as long as I didn’t take it too seriously like Anty Smeelia. Then he said his ham sandwich was so good it couldn’t be kosher. Stanizeus said that I'd be a hairy tickle in any sex, but Carol Ann said that was “Not Funny!”