Chapter Fourteen

The Land of Kootsie Boobie

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The lovely Smelia Flowers was a prodigy at doing arithmetic. She could figure out the day of the week someone was born. She could calculate the phases of the moon, and every year on their birthday she would give everyone in The Land of Kootsie Boobie a copy of her famous calendar. She could even predict the exact times of day for each sunrise and sunset which was not very difficult because those things happened pretty much the same time every day. The only thing that made it hard was nobody in The Land of Kootsie Boobie had a clock.

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The lovely Smelia Flowers was a prodigy at doing arithmetic. She could figure out the day of the week someone was born. She could calculate the phases of the moon, and every year on their birthday she would give everyone in The Land of Kootsie Boobie a copy of her famous calendar. She could even predict the exact times of day for each sunrise and sunset which was not very difficult because those things happened pretty much the same time every day. The only thing that made it hard was nobody in The Land of Kootsie Boobie had a clock.