Screwy is too scream funny so I can’t breathe, but Deeno was too, and both was fenzy good zinger boys. But in the movies Deeno did all the REAL singing so dumb kids like my Fat Dad could go buy popcorn and sodas and make them a clump of escarole money. Mean ol money man Zeyede Z even knows Screwy Lewis so I could meet him maybe, but Poops says he’s too old and mean now and it would make me sadder.

I wish Obby were here still. I can’t sleep with just Mr. Schnoob. Daddu won’t sleep with us now. And Nunco Stan won't. They won’t even let me ax them.