Under Water

Chapter Thirteen

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Stan and Carol have two different houses. Me and Poops have three. And some people don’t have any. Obby only had this one. I don’t know how many Zeyde Z has, and blessed means wounded in France. Poops says none of them are really house homes. The one I know isn’t, but once you go up the elevator and get inside, it’s kinda like a house with somebody who cooks for you anything you want, even octopus with soy mustard sauce which turned out to be pretty tasty good. But Obby had that too except she only cooked Polish food and normal stuff when it was mealtimes.

Uncouth Numskull Stanush says Meekie is a racist troop ‘cuz he wears white gloves like the White Irish who dressed like that to make fun of Blacks for being jimcrows. But I don’t like Meekie Moose like I do Screwy Jewloose back in the day when he was a kidnik and Deeno Marvelous had to take care of him even though he was a mean little snot brat like me.



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Stan and Carol got two different houses. Me and Poops gots three. And some people don’t have any. Obby only had this one. I don’t know how many Zeyde has, and blessed means wounded in France. Poops says none of them are really house homes. The one I know isn’t, but once you get up the elevator, it’s kinda like a house with somebody who cooks for you anything you want, even octopus with soy mustard sauce which was actually pretty tasty good. But Obby had that too except she only cooked Polish food and normal stuff at mealtimes.

Uncouth Numskull Stanush says Meekie is a racist troop ‘cuz he wears white gloves like the White Irish who dressed like that to make fun of Blacks for being jimcrows. But I don’t like Meekie Moose like I do Screwy Jewloose when he was a kidnik and Deeno Marvelous had to take care of him even though he was a mean little snot brat like me.