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A Play in Thirteen Scenes

Seventeen year old by well financed Trump supporters of gang raping seven fraternity borthers

SHE:

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SHE’s a creepy little thing.

Always talking to people who aren’t there. Bashing into people who are.

You hear she keeps her parent’s ashes in her room? On her desk!

No way!

That’s what I heard...

I heard she pulled a train at Kappa Dick.

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SHE's always been STREAMLY GREDIBLE

SHE wants to be EVIL
Now she's gotta feeling that
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A Play in Thirteen Acts

Act I: Scene 1
Act I: Scene 2
Act I: Scene 3
Act I: Scene 4

Akim Tamiroff

YEAH YEAH YEAH 

 
Act I: Scene 5
Act I: Scene 6
Act I: Scene 7
Act I: Scene 8
Act II: Scene 1
Act II: Scene 2
Act II: Scene 3
Act II: Scene 4

Cast of Characters

SHE:

(George)

(Streamly Gredible)

An awkward first year. Constantly beset by twitches, tics, bounces, and histrionic posturing, SHE is small, short haired, and hyperkinetic when not hyper-focused on daydreams or computer coding. 

THEY:

(Lenny)

(Not Billie Burke and don’t call them George)

An awkward second year of excruciatingly uncertain gender. Larger than SHE, THEY tends to be slow and hesitant in Their movements, speech, and mannerisms.

HE:

 (Avram Notabider)

SHE’s father, dead for almost three years.

THE MUD:

SHE’s mother, dead for over six years.

The Sanhedrin

A rather officious fourth year

A rather sympathetic fourth year

JAY

EL:

PRIESTLY:

A rather literal third year

DEUTERONOMY

A rather jovial second year

The Invisible Hands

An eager to please assembly of helpers who wish they were elsewhere. 

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