SHE’s a creepy little thing.
Always talking to people who aren’t there. Bashing into people who are.
You hear she keeps her parent’s ashes in her room? On her desk!
That’s what I heard...
I heard she pulled a train at Kappa Dick.
SHE's always been STREAMLY GREDIBLE
SHE wants to be EVIL
Now she's gotta feeling that
BE HERE NOW
A Play in Thirteen Acts
Cast of Characters
An awkward first year. Constantly beset by twitches, tics, bounces, and histrionic posturing, SHE is small, short haired, and hyperkinetic when not hyper-focused on daydreams or computer coding.
(Not Billie Burke and don’t call them George)
An awkward second year of excruciatingly uncertain gender. Larger than SHE, THEY tends to be slow and hesitant in Their movements, speech, and mannerisms.
SHE’s father, dead for almost three years.
SHE’s mother, dead for over six years.
A rather officious fourth year
A rather sympathetic fourth year
A rather literal third year
A rather jovial second year
The Invisible Hands
An eager to please assembly of helpers who wish they were elsewhere.