The Land of Kootsie Boobie

Chapter Fourteen

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Smelia suggested that instead of rolling the giant boulder up Pointy Top Hill so it could roll down again and smash somebody’s house, Al Stupido could roll it in a great circle all around the Land of Kootsie Boobie. The lovely Smelia Flowers measured the feet of Al Stupido. She also weighed the weight of the Giant Boulder and tested Al Stupido’s muscle power. She did some arithmetic and calculated that Al Stupido could roll the Giant Boulder around The Land of Kootsie Boobie every three moons and still have a day in between for a regular celebration of his quarterly feat of strength.

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Smelia suggested that instead of rolling the giant boulder up Pointy Top Hill so it could roll down again and smash somebody’s house, Al Stupido could roll it in a great circle all around the Land of Kootsie Boobie. The lovely Smelia Flowers measured the feet of Al Stupido. She also weighed the weight of the Giant Boulder and tested Al Stupido’s muscle power. She did some arithmetic and calculated that Al Stupido could roll the Giant Boulder around The Land of Kootsie Boobie every three moons and still have a day in between for a regular celebration of his quarterly feat of strength.